Make your day!
"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing ― that's why we recommend it daily." ― Zig Ziglar
When life gives you lemons make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it!
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
There is one word that describes people that don’t like me: Irrelevant.
You now realize that orange juice is actually yellow, not orange.
Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.
My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.
Rose (Betty White)
I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.
I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
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